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muppetmurderhour2018-04-29 09:40 pm
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MOCK TRIAL WEEK
[Constantine Kermit the Frog has revealed his true motives for bringing you all here. What was once a warm and welcoming house has now become your prison, encased in five feet of snow. If it's any comfort, be glad that the heater and electricity still seem to be working. For now. Perhaps searching for an escape route would be in your best interests.
Let's just hope no one gets stir crazy and tries to kill someone else, hm?]
[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY]
((ooc: this is the week log for the mock trial! tuesday-onwards is locked until the motive is posted. on friday, an investigation log will be posted, and a trial will commence on saturday (in-game friday). backtagging is encouraged! have fun!))
Let's just hope no one gets stir crazy and tries to kill someone else, hm?]
((ooc: this is the week log for the mock trial! tuesday-onwards is locked until the motive is posted. on friday, an investigation log will be posted, and a trial will commence on saturday (in-game friday). backtagging is encouraged! have fun!))
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You filthy, mung-headed carbuncle! How dare you!
[NOW HOW ARE THEY GOING TO EAT, FOOL?]
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What were they going to do now?]
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As if on cue, the unicorn walks over (impressive, given the fact that they're all in a living room with a car and a dead muppet). It bumps Sarah's shoulder, questioningly. She lifts her head to look at it]
Oh... hello.
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You mean... but... would we have to kill it? [She sounds so HEARTBROKEN at the concept of killing the unicorn. IT'S TOO PRETTY TO DIE, JARETH!!]
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[he makes a face. it may not. his is mostly gone, after all. and at this particular moment, he's very upset about that]
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That's a big if
[She looks at the unicorn] Do you understand us? [It shakes its head, acknowledging it does. Because WHY THE FUCK NOT?! It gingerly steps over to the Chef's body and touches it with its horn.
And, surprise surprise. NOTHING HAPPENS. It shakes its head again and returns to the pair.
Sarah gives its nose a rub]
You tried. Thank you.
[Her eyes fill with tears again. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN REUNION!]
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Sarah... I'm sorry.
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I... thanks.