Mock Investigation

[themuppeteers]

[Friday morning rolls around, and you find yourself waking to a familiar sense of dread. Something is wrong again-- more wrong than everything else that's already happened throughout the week, that is.

But the rest of the house is quiet, as far as you can tell, and the area outside of the bedrooms seems to be clear of any sort of scene. Maybe the fear is unfounded.

Still, there's a few other floors of the house to search through, and it might be best just to be thorough in checking to make sure nothing happened overnight. You know, to be certain that Wilkins didn't snap another neck or something.

Investigate?]

Comments

[muppetlabs]

[This scientist is probably the worst person up for investigation but he's here now. Bunsen checks the kitchen, planning on making some non-Wilkins Coffee™.]

Another day, another morning. Hope we're all still alive today because I need some test subjects for my latest inventions.

[themuppeteers]

[There's a bit of a mess in the kitchen, but no corpses! Maybe everybody is still alive today.

...To clarify, by 'a bit of a mess' we mean a trail of blood leading out of the room.]

[muppetlabs]

[Maybe he should verify that it is blood.

Okay yeah it's blood alright.]

...Oh no.

[TIME TO FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF BLOOD I GUESS]

[themuppeteers]

[How did he verif-- you know what, never mind.

He's not going to have to follow the trail for very long. It leads right into the dining room next door, and even from the doorway you can see that there's quite the grisly scene in there-- blood is splattered all over the floor, walls, and... ceiling? Weird.

...Do you want to enter anyways?]

[willheorwonthekins]

[Now, why on earth would he do something like that?

Wilkins is going into one of the closets, searching for more Wilkins Coffee™ hidden away.]

[themuppeteers]

[No bodies in the closets! No Wilkins Coffee™ though, either.]

[willheorwonthekins]

[This closet will pay for its sins.]

[couldvebeenasurgeon]

[Monty's going to the basement, not because he's concerned for anyone he just wants to rummage through the stuff.]

[themuppeteers]

[The basement is clear! Have fun stealing more of Emily's stuff, we guess.]

[couldvebeenasurgeon]

[He will!]

CLUES

[themuppeteers]

DINING ROOM:

"Looks like our killer got a-head of her." -Bunsen
knife to meet you
someone doesn't like funko pops
beaks wuz here
oh boy! wounds!
(5/5)

KITCHEN:

wheres the knife???
we're dealing with a chicken feed crook here boys
five second rule
more blood!
(4/4)

ATTIC:

where'd it go
rearranging some funko pops
something something box
(3/3)

ATTIC

[themuppeteers]

[Maybe Jareth and Sarah were right to be wary of those funko pops, after all.]

[asksforsolittle]

[he goes up to look for something to fortify the defenses he and Sarah are planning, and can't help sneaking another look at the toys. one was the Chef, after all. he can't help but wonder if it's changed]

[themuppeteers]

[Well, he'll definitely notice right away that one of the funko's is missing. Sarah's, specifically. It's just gone from the shelf entirely.]

ROOM CLEARED

[themuppeteers]

KITCHEN

[themuppeteers]

[munch]

[couldvebeenasurgeon]

[Do you think the ghost of the Chef did this? He's checking the kitchen cupboards. For ghosts, or other such things.]

[themuppeteers]

[Well, he doesn't have to do much checking to notice that one of the drawers is open.]

ROOM CLEARED

[themuppeteers]

DINING ROOM

[themuppeteers]

[Good luck eating here ever again!]

[muppetlabs]

[It's a good thing he hasn't eaten yet and ugh. Oh god, the smell. No offense, Camilla.]

Great! What else do we have here.

[themuppeteers]

[Smells like chicken!

It depends. Does Bunsen want to look at the body first, or is he going to look around the room?]

[vicholas]

[Coming to the kitchen to practice his act a little, Lew expected to find an empty place, not such a mess!

What's that? A dead chicken? Oh... This makes Lew think.... This makes Lew think of Chef....

How nostalgic... His good friend The Swedish Chef truly loved those little chickens! Funny birds, they always were trying to run away from Chef.

Oh Chef, if only you were here to see this...!

Actually, wouldn't he be a bit jealous if he was here? Lew thought that if Chef were here, he would be both jealous and sad that someone took the chance to kill that chicken that he always wanted to cook himself. But now it was too late... Both Chef and the chicken were dead, much like Chef's lifelong dream of chicken stew.]

I gotta find out who did this to the chicken... As revenge for what they took away...

[Of course, he meant "revenge for killing the chicken when Chef wanted to do that so badly" instead of "revenge for killing Camilla", but hey, it's something.]

[themuppeteers]

[Does Lew want to investigate the body of Camilla? Maybe he can glean some more information from that.]

ROOM CLEARED

[themuppeteers]