muppetmurderhour | Welcome to the 69th Muppet Family Reunion! (Plus Extended Family)

[You received the invitation for the Muppet Family Reunion about a week ago. These reunions have become a routine thing for you and the extended Muppet Family. Whether it be by plane, car, cave tunnel, or magic, you made your way to Emily Bear's house and settled in for the night. Emily Bear was nowhere in sight to greet you, but, surely that's nothing to be worried about.

However, upon waking up, you'll find that a fierce blizzard has descended upon the house overnight--several feet of snow have piled up on the front porch, and, from the looks of it, the snow won't let up anytime soon. Not to mention the fact that Emily is still not here.

Something feels wrong, but you can't quite put your finger on it.

You may notice a small note pinned to the wall where you slept, which reads:]

COME TO LIVING ROOM AT NOON FOR IMPORTANT FAMILY MEETING :)
[Whatever this meeting is about, you have some time to explore the house and chat with the other people gathered here.]

(ooc: Welcome to the Muppet Murder Hour mock trial week! The host NPC will show up around 5 pm est. Until then, feel free to explore the house and interact with everyone else!)

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[a terrible sneer splits Jareth's beautiful face, and he springs from his sprawled position, abandoning his popcorn bowl. normally, there would be thunder. wind. the cackle of a dozen minions. but there is nothing. he pressed on, masking his surprise, and reaches out to grip "Kermit's" cloak, pulling him up and out of the chair]

Give me one good reason not to bury you alive in the snow, you impetuous green carbuncle.

[Constantine takes being manhandled [froghandled?] surprisingly well, beyond the initial startled yelp.]

Very rude of you to do such a thing to the one who controls whether you live or die.

[unphased, he stares deep into those creepy little black ping pong ball eyes. can you see the echoes of a thousand curses, a thousand battles, little creature?]

And how, exactly, is it, that you claim the ability to do such a thing?