Constantine the Frog (
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muppetmurderhour2018-05-05 11:16 am
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MOCK TRIAL
[Once the house has been thoroughly investigated, Constantine appears again, his pet penguin following close behind him.]
You have found all that you have needed? Excellent. Now, you must come with me to the basement--it is time for a trial.
[He hops away, and if you follow him into the basement, you'll notice that the boarded-up hole in the wall has been cleared away to reveal a winding tunnel. It's not very big--the humans might have to crawl in order to get in. Once you've gotten through the tunnel, you'll find yourself in a massive cave, filled with stalactites and stalagmites. Boober might recognize it. The rocks here have been haphazardly rearranged to resemble a circular trial room. Constantine himself jumps up onto a very high stack of rocks off to the side, staying out of harm's reach.]
Now, your job is to find whoever killed--eugh, what was her name--Carolina or something. The chicken. If you find out who did it and vote for them, the murderer will be destroyed, and you will all go free. But if you get it wrong, which I am fully expecting....
[Constantine chuckles to himself.]
I will destroy you all, and finally take my revenge on all you Mappets.
[He sits back a little, waiting for the discussion to start.]
[TRIAL START!]
You have found all that you have needed? Excellent. Now, you must come with me to the basement--it is time for a trial.
[He hops away, and if you follow him into the basement, you'll notice that the boarded-up hole in the wall has been cleared away to reveal a winding tunnel. It's not very big--the humans might have to crawl in order to get in. Once you've gotten through the tunnel, you'll find yourself in a massive cave, filled with stalactites and stalagmites. Boober might recognize it. The rocks here have been haphazardly rearranged to resemble a circular trial room. Constantine himself jumps up onto a very high stack of rocks off to the side, staying out of harm's reach.]
Now, your job is to find whoever killed--eugh, what was her name--Carolina or something. The chicken. If you find out who did it and vote for them, the murderer will be destroyed, and you will all go free. But if you get it wrong, which I am fully expecting....
[Constantine chuckles to himself.]
I will destroy you all, and finally take my revenge on all you Mappets.
[He sits back a little, waiting for the discussion to start.]
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Well, little man from Interpol,
You seem to have a tarnished soul -
Enough lies about your armadillo ...
How'd you come by this pecadillo?
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[looks directly at Oliver]
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Ha! Your case is obviously not that strong.
Basing it off my bites from my pet
Is your most foolish endeavor yet!
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Just a further interrogation.
Explain what happened to your hands:
It's not that hard of a demand.
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Bites from my armadill-ay
I simply have no reason to lie
And I’ve already told you my alibi
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If that's true, then the bite marks will match his mouth.
[She steps towards him with the creature.]
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We seem to've found ourselves a catch.
Let's clear things up here - Mr. Dickens!
Is the feed in his pockets made for chickens?
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Mr. Jean, what do you wish for the most?
[hey where did this romantic table set up come from?]
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[sitting down at the table.]
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[please stop this man]
Well?
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Hey! I like to eat chicken feed too!
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