mostwantedfrog: (oh frog?)
Constantine the Frog ([personal profile] mostwantedfrog) wrote in [community profile] muppetmurderhour2018-05-05 11:16 am
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MOCK TRIAL

[Once the house has been thoroughly investigated, Constantine appears again, his pet penguin following close behind him.]

You have found all that you have needed? Excellent. Now, you must come with me to the basement--it is time for a trial.

[He hops away, and if you follow him into the basement, you'll notice that the boarded-up hole in the wall has been cleared away to reveal a winding tunnel. It's not very big--the humans might have to crawl in order to get in. Once you've gotten through the tunnel, you'll find yourself in a massive cave, filled with stalactites and stalagmites. Boober might recognize it. The rocks here have been haphazardly rearranged to resemble a circular trial room. Constantine himself jumps up onto a very high stack of rocks off to the side, staying out of harm's reach.]

Now, your job is to find whoever killed--eugh, what was her name--Carolina or something. The chicken. If you find out who did it and vote for them, the murderer will be destroyed, and you will all go free. But if you get it wrong, which I am fully expecting....

[Constantine chuckles to himself.]

I will destroy you all, and finally take my revenge on all you Mappets.

[He sits back a little, waiting for the discussion to start.]

[TRIAL START!]
vicholas: (pic#12267558)

[personal profile] vicholas 2018-05-05 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lew Zealand T-poses. He's as clean as you can call someone who stinks of fish.]

Do I have to get naked?
its_not_fair: (SHHHHH)

[personal profile] its_not_fair 2018-05-05 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No!
vicholas: (pic#12267571)

[personal profile] vicholas 2018-05-05 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything for you, Charlie.

[Lew Zealand is now naked]
its_not_fair: (It's not fair!)

[personal profile] its_not_fair 2018-05-05 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sarah covers her eyes. HORRIFIED]
biggerbadge: (004)

[personal profile] biggerbadge 2018-05-05 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...I was not aware it was that kind of reunion.
asksforsolittle: (get me outta here)

[personal profile] asksforsolittle 2018-05-05 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
... Well, at least he's not wounded.

[icon keywords relevant]
couldvebeenasurgeon: (o:)

[personal profile] couldvebeenasurgeon 2018-05-05 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Would you get a look at that]
tobeginwith: (14)

[personal profile] tobeginwith 2018-05-05 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. God bless you.
vicholas: (pic#12267567)

[personal profile] vicholas 2018-05-06 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Anything for you Mr. Charles
sockluck: (disgust)

[personal profile] sockluck 2018-05-05 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my! Silly creature anatomy is horrifying!

[Lew is a silly creature... isn't he?]
Edited (Icon change) 2018-05-05 22:43 (UTC)
asksforsolittle: (Default)

[personal profile] asksforsolittle 2018-05-05 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's silly enough as far as Jareth's concerned?]
vicholas: (pic#12267565)

[personal profile] vicholas 2018-05-06 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Are you disappointed]
muppetlabs: (robot politician)

[personal profile] muppetlabs 2018-05-07 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[just a little]
asksforsolittle: (don't tell me truth hurts)

[personal profile] asksforsolittle 2018-05-05 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but if you could roll up your sleeves ... that would be helpful, I think.
vicholas: (pic#12267562)

[personal profile] vicholas 2018-05-05 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry Mr. King, but Mr. Charlie Dickens is on charge here!

[He isn't but he's naked anyway]