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muppetmurderhour2018-05-05 11:16 am
mostwantedfrog) wrote in muppetmurderhour2018-05-05 11:16 am
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MOCK TRIAL
[Once the house has been thoroughly investigated, Constantine appears again, his pet penguin following close behind him.]
You have found all that you have needed? Excellent. Now, you must come with me to the basement--it is time for a trial.
[He hops away, and if you follow him into the basement, you'll notice that the boarded-up hole in the wall has been cleared away to reveal a winding tunnel. It's not very big--the humans might have to crawl in order to get in. Once you've gotten through the tunnel, you'll find yourself in a massive cave, filled with stalactites and stalagmites. Boober might recognize it. The rocks here have been haphazardly rearranged to resemble a circular trial room. Constantine himself jumps up onto a very high stack of rocks off to the side, staying out of harm's reach.]
Now, your job is to find whoever killed--eugh, what was her name--Carolina or something. The chicken. If you find out who did it and vote for them, the murderer will be destroyed, and you will all go free. But if you get it wrong, which I am fully expecting....
[Constantine chuckles to himself.]
I will destroy you all, and finally take my revenge on all you Mappets.
[He sits back a little, waiting for the discussion to start.]
[TRIAL START!]
You have found all that you have needed? Excellent. Now, you must come with me to the basement--it is time for a trial.
[He hops away, and if you follow him into the basement, you'll notice that the boarded-up hole in the wall has been cleared away to reveal a winding tunnel. It's not very big--the humans might have to crawl in order to get in. Once you've gotten through the tunnel, you'll find yourself in a massive cave, filled with stalactites and stalagmites. Boober might recognize it. The rocks here have been haphazardly rearranged to resemble a circular trial room. Constantine himself jumps up onto a very high stack of rocks off to the side, staying out of harm's reach.]
Now, your job is to find whoever killed--eugh, what was her name--Carolina or something. The chicken. If you find out who did it and vote for them, the murderer will be destroyed, and you will all go free. But if you get it wrong, which I am fully expecting....
[Constantine chuckles to himself.]
I will destroy you all, and finally take my revenge on all you Mappets.
[He sits back a little, waiting for the discussion to start.]
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Why do you think I would? She was my love interest. If I was going to kill anyone then, narratively speaking, it would've made more sense for it to be Boober. I've been hinting about the fact that I want him to be the murder victim all week.
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But you’d also think that ”a great plot twist!”
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A Bitchin’-Chicken-Kitchen-Hit-And-Run?
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It's called pressing, I believe:
He thinks you've something up your sleeve.
So prove us wrong, without a doubt:
If you know this tale, point the culprit out!
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Why, I find that quite absurd!
Help us get to the bottom of this
If you want to avenge your miss!
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Toss out this focus on the plot!
We've got to find the true killer,
And end this thread that's mostly filler.
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And you can't do any of that,
without a hat!
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[And he thought they were allies!]