mostwantedfrog: (oh frog?)
Constantine the Frog ([personal profile] mostwantedfrog) wrote in [community profile] muppetmurderhour2018-05-05 11:16 am
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MOCK TRIAL

[Once the house has been thoroughly investigated, Constantine appears again, his pet penguin following close behind him.]

You have found all that you have needed? Excellent. Now, you must come with me to the basement--it is time for a trial.

[He hops away, and if you follow him into the basement, you'll notice that the boarded-up hole in the wall has been cleared away to reveal a winding tunnel. It's not very big--the humans might have to crawl in order to get in. Once you've gotten through the tunnel, you'll find yourself in a massive cave, filled with stalactites and stalagmites. Boober might recognize it. The rocks here have been haphazardly rearranged to resemble a circular trial room. Constantine himself jumps up onto a very high stack of rocks off to the side, staying out of harm's reach.]

Now, your job is to find whoever killed--eugh, what was her name--Carolina or something. The chicken. If you find out who did it and vote for them, the murderer will be destroyed, and you will all go free. But if you get it wrong, which I am fully expecting....

[Constantine chuckles to himself.]

I will destroy you all, and finally take my revenge on all you Mappets.

[He sits back a little, waiting for the discussion to start.]

[TRIAL START!]
vicholas: (pic#12267560)

[personal profile] vicholas 2018-05-05 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone has to do it! Someone has to kill Wilkins to stop the murders!
asksforsolittle: (you say that so often)

[personal profile] asksforsolittle 2018-05-05 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless there are two murderers among us. If he didn't kill the chicken, and that murderer was counting on us blaming him ...

Ugh. We need to go back to the things we know, I think. Pointing fingers is likely to get us all killed, at this rate.
tobeginwith: (09)

[personal profile] tobeginwith 2018-05-05 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that there was chicken feed on the floor. Which is still preeeetty suspicious on your end, isn't it?
asksforsolittle: (as the pain seeps through)

[personal profile] asksforsolittle 2018-05-05 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't. Eat. Chicken feed.

[he sighs]

Does anyone know where it was originally kept?
vicholas: (pic#12267566)

[personal profile] vicholas 2018-05-05 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if he didn't murder the chicken, who knows what he will do next! Can't you see in the blood lust in the little eyes of that green monster?

Do you want to die because of HIM, of all people?
couldvebeenasurgeon: (D:<)

[personal profile] couldvebeenasurgeon 2018-05-05 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's hang him from the rafters!
vicholas: (pic#12267563)

[personal profile] vicholas 2018-05-05 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone who gets it!!!

We gotta find him, and then hang him! Then throw fish at him! And then more hanging!
biggerbadge: (007)

[personal profile] biggerbadge 2018-05-05 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...Excessive.
couldvebeenasurgeon: (:v)

[personal profile] couldvebeenasurgeon 2018-05-05 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I like your style.

[Minus the fish.]