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muppetmurderhour2018-05-05 11:16 am
mostwantedfrog) wrote in muppetmurderhour2018-05-05 11:16 am
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MOCK TRIAL
[Once the house has been thoroughly investigated, Constantine appears again, his pet penguin following close behind him.]
You have found all that you have needed? Excellent. Now, you must come with me to the basement--it is time for a trial.
[He hops away, and if you follow him into the basement, you'll notice that the boarded-up hole in the wall has been cleared away to reveal a winding tunnel. It's not very big--the humans might have to crawl in order to get in. Once you've gotten through the tunnel, you'll find yourself in a massive cave, filled with stalactites and stalagmites. Boober might recognize it. The rocks here have been haphazardly rearranged to resemble a circular trial room. Constantine himself jumps up onto a very high stack of rocks off to the side, staying out of harm's reach.]
Now, your job is to find whoever killed--eugh, what was her name--Carolina or something. The chicken. If you find out who did it and vote for them, the murderer will be destroyed, and you will all go free. But if you get it wrong, which I am fully expecting....
[Constantine chuckles to himself.]
I will destroy you all, and finally take my revenge on all you Mappets.
[He sits back a little, waiting for the discussion to start.]
[TRIAL START!]
You have found all that you have needed? Excellent. Now, you must come with me to the basement--it is time for a trial.
[He hops away, and if you follow him into the basement, you'll notice that the boarded-up hole in the wall has been cleared away to reveal a winding tunnel. It's not very big--the humans might have to crawl in order to get in. Once you've gotten through the tunnel, you'll find yourself in a massive cave, filled with stalactites and stalagmites. Boober might recognize it. The rocks here have been haphazardly rearranged to resemble a circular trial room. Constantine himself jumps up onto a very high stack of rocks off to the side, staying out of harm's reach.]
Now, your job is to find whoever killed--eugh, what was her name--Carolina or something. The chicken. If you find out who did it and vote for them, the murderer will be destroyed, and you will all go free. But if you get it wrong, which I am fully expecting....
[Constantine chuckles to himself.]
I will destroy you all, and finally take my revenge on all you Mappets.
[He sits back a little, waiting for the discussion to start.]
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NO, IT IS NOT. THIS IS THE ENTIRELY WRONG FRANCHISE FOR THAT, SIR. I AM JUST A CAMEO APPEARANCE, A PHRASE WHICH HERE MEANS SOMEONE GRATUITOUSLY PASSING BY FOR THE SAKE OF A JOKE.
[and then he just keeps going]
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