muppetmurderhour | MOCK TRIAL

[Once the house has been thoroughly investigated, Constantine appears again, his pet penguin following close behind him.]

You have found all that you have needed? Excellent. Now, you must come with me to the basement--it is time for a trial.

[He hops away, and if you follow him into the basement, you'll notice that the boarded-up hole in the wall has been cleared away to reveal a winding tunnel. It's not very big--the humans might have to crawl in order to get in. Once you've gotten through the tunnel, you'll find yourself in a massive cave, filled with stalactites and stalagmites. Boober might recognize it. The rocks here have been haphazardly rearranged to resemble a circular trial room. Constantine himself jumps up onto a very high stack of rocks off to the side, staying out of harm's reach.]

Now, your job is to find whoever killed--eugh, what was her name--Carolina or something. The chicken. If you find out who did it and vote for them, the murderer will be destroyed, and you will all go free. But if you get it wrong, which I am fully expecting....

[Constantine chuckles to himself.]

I will destroy you all, and finally take my revenge on all you Mappets.

[He sits back a little, waiting for the discussion to start.]

[TRIAL START!]

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Me? Avenge her? I'm just the narrator. That seems more like a job for the main characters.

Edited 2018-05-05 21:21 (UTC)

It's not about revenge, you twat,
Toss out this focus on the plot!
We've got to find the true killer,
And end this thread that's mostly filler.

Would you remove your labcoat, doctor?

What's with the armadillo.

Jean Junior?

Jean Junior? That's its name?

Yes. I love him.

I mean, it's not what I would've named him, but it's not necessarily the absolute worst name I've ever heard, either.

[Sarah frowns]

Can you put your armadillo down so you can roll up your other sleeve?

What would you have named him? Azure? Sol? Juno Junior? Norman Manson?

[Lew Zealand T-poses. He's as clean as you can call someone who stinks of fish.]

Do I have to get naked?

Yes.

Most certainly!

[Bunsen's wearing like 2-3 layers it's Fine. His dress shirt sleeves are clear, too.]

No, but if you could roll up your sleeves ... that would be helpful, I think.

[He rolls his eyes, crossing his arms, and not uncrossing them as he rolls up his other sleeve. There is no blood on his other arm.]

Are you finished, Madame?