Welcome to the 69th Muppet Family Reunion! (Plus Extended Family)

[themuppeteers]

[You received the invitation for the Muppet Family Reunion about a week ago. These reunions have become a routine thing for you and the extended Muppet Family. Whether it be by plane, car, cave tunnel, or magic, you made your way to Emily Bear's house and settled in for the night. Emily Bear was nowhere in sight to greet you, but, surely that's nothing to be worried about.

However, upon waking up, you'll find that a fierce blizzard has descended upon the house overnight--several feet of snow have piled up on the front porch, and, from the looks of it, the snow won't let up anytime soon. Not to mention the fact that Emily is still not here.

Something feels wrong, but you can't quite put your finger on it.

You may notice a small note pinned to the wall where you slept, which reads:]

COME TO LIVING ROOM AT NOON FOR IMPORTANT FAMILY MEETING :)
[Whatever this meeting is about, you have some time to explore the house and chat with the other people gathered here.]

(ooc: Welcome to the Muppet Murder Hour mock trial week! The host NPC will show up around 5 pm est. Until then, feel free to explore the house and interact with everyone else!)

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kitchen

[swedishchef]

[You thought you could escape chaos this early in the morning? Too bad. Because the Swedish Chef is a fixture in a kitchen you simply cannot get rid of. He briefly glances at Jean Pierre when he comes in, paying him little attention. Then he sees him brewing that...pitiful cup of coffee, and that's when he knows he has to step in.]

Smërgë nö cåfëë, nú bångëë snúrg më!

[He's shaking his head, holding his hand out to take the cup from him. If he doesn't give it up, he's going to forcibly take it from him and pour it into the sink.]

[biggerbadge]

[the second option of course, as nobody would willingly give anything to the Swedish Chef]

What are you doing, you horrible man?! Can’t you see I was busy expressing my distaste?

[swedishchef]

[He snatches the cup from Jean Pierre's hands, immediately dunking it into the sink. Then, the takes the coffee pot and throws it somewhere else in the kitchen, causing it to shatter. He doesn't seem to particularly care.]

Henme grönk cåfëë nu eegh. Ees nuu gude! Weech dis.

[He holds up a finger, as if to tell Jean Pierre to watch him. He takes a bag of coffee grinds and a gallon of milk. He opens up the gallon of milk and starts pouring in the coffee grinds.]

Svëëdsh îcë cåfëë!

[You...might want to stop him before he pours all the coffee into the jug.]