Sure I have a suggestion. I can give you a new routine- I'm a narrator! It's what I do.

[The revelation only occurs to him after he spends a while nodding thoughtfully while entirely tuning out everything Boober is saying. But once he's thought of it, he's a big fan of his own suggestion. Clearly this guy hasn't been told how main characters handle danger reasonably before.]

Here, it'll be great. Just keep doing whatever you're doing right now and I'll tell you how you should respond. You're a protagonist now, you have to follow the right narrative beats if you want to make it out of here in one piece.