mostwantedfrog: (its him.)
Constantine the Frog ([personal profile] mostwantedfrog) wrote in [community profile] muppetmurderhour 2018-05-06 01:35 am (UTC)

EXECUTION: NO MORE QUESTIONS. 1/2

[Constantine grins, reading over the votes.]

Wonderful, wonderful. Where is your "defender of the law" shtick now? Ha! ... So now lies the matter of how to kill you.

[[plankton voice] i never thought i'd get this far]

Hm... let me think, let me think... I know!

[He pulls out... a can. Of Wilkins Coffeeâ„¢.]

You see, I clearly had cunning plan in mind when I left little coffee demon alive. It is this. This is plan.

[He honestly just got the can so he could prevent Wilkins from killing him in his sleep.]

Ok, little frog. You want this? Then, go get him.

Destroy him.

[He gestures to Jean.

With a bloodcurdling shriek of delight, Wilkins leaps onto Jean's back, clawing his grimy muppet hands into Jean's skin. Wilkins begans scratching with wild abandon, tearing Jean's suit to tatters. He's a whirlwind of flailing limbs, but if you pay attention, there's definitely blood on his hands and splatter in the air...

And then...]

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