mostwantedfrog: (oh frog?)
Constantine the Frog ([personal profile] mostwantedfrog) wrote in [community profile] muppetmurderhour2018-05-05 11:16 am
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MOCK TRIAL

[Once the house has been thoroughly investigated, Constantine appears again, his pet penguin following close behind him.]

You have found all that you have needed? Excellent. Now, you must come with me to the basement--it is time for a trial.

[He hops away, and if you follow him into the basement, you'll notice that the boarded-up hole in the wall has been cleared away to reveal a winding tunnel. It's not very big--the humans might have to crawl in order to get in. Once you've gotten through the tunnel, you'll find yourself in a massive cave, filled with stalactites and stalagmites. Boober might recognize it. The rocks here have been haphazardly rearranged to resemble a circular trial room. Constantine himself jumps up onto a very high stack of rocks off to the side, staying out of harm's reach.]

Now, your job is to find whoever killed--eugh, what was her name--Carolina or something. The chicken. If you find out who did it and vote for them, the murderer will be destroyed, and you will all go free. But if you get it wrong, which I am fully expecting....

[Constantine chuckles to himself.]

I will destroy you all, and finally take my revenge on all you Mappets.

[He sits back a little, waiting for the discussion to start.]

[TRIAL START!]
its_not_fair: (It's not fair!)

[personal profile] its_not_fair 2018-05-05 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sarah sees this and shrieks, stumbling away from Jareth and the little coffee demon]
willheorwonthekins: (11)

[personal profile] willheorwonthekins 2018-05-05 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't I always!

[He pulls a cup of Wilkins Coffee™ from just off screen.]
biggerbadge: (Default)

[personal profile] biggerbadge 2018-05-05 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[sip sip.

how warm and fresh is the coffee?]
couldvebeenasurgeon: (AUGH)

[personal profile] couldvebeenasurgeon 2018-05-05 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[He didn't do it! No matter how tempting the silk pillow was!]
Edited 2018-05-05 16:47 (UTC)
asksforsolittle: (don't tell me truth hurts)

[personal profile] asksforsolittle 2018-05-05 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
What --- [he catches on and cries out in surprise]

Jean! Get him!
couldvebeenasurgeon: (hey what the fuck)

[personal profile] couldvebeenasurgeon 2018-05-05 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
its_not_fair: (Default)

[personal profile] its_not_fair 2018-05-05 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[He was really nice to her! So she's inclined to believe him]
willheorwonthekins: (06)

[personal profile] willheorwonthekins 2018-05-05 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why, it's as hot as if it had been brewed just minutes before, and just as fresh. Wilkins Coffee™, the best coffee for your soul money.]
Edited (fixed html) 2018-05-05 16:50 (UTC)
asksforsolittle: (nothing ever hurts again)

[personal profile] asksforsolittle 2018-05-05 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[he gives him a little nod. he knew he picked a good subject]
biggerbadge: (004)

[personal profile] biggerbadge 2018-05-05 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You brewed coffee with the kitchen like that?
biggerbadge: (003)

[personal profile] biggerbadge 2018-05-05 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
He seems...rather attached.
its_not_fair: (Determined)

[personal profile] its_not_fair 2018-05-05 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Jean, why are you drinking that?! If he's the murderer it might be poisoned!

We should be trying to figure out who did this!!
biggerbadge: (002)

[personal profile] biggerbadge 2018-05-05 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
If it’s poisoned, then he is the murderer and you can vote for him.
asksforsolittle: (move the stars for no one)

[personal profile] asksforsolittle 2018-05-05 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care, shouldn't you be arresting him anyway for killing the chef?
biggerbadge: (005)

[personal profile] biggerbadge 2018-05-05 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Please point me to handcuffs and a jail cell.
its_not_fair: (It's not fair!)

[personal profile] its_not_fair 2018-05-05 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
But then you'll be dead!
biggerbadge: (Default)

[personal profile] biggerbadge 2018-05-05 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[...siiiipppp.]
its_not_fair: (Huh?)

[personal profile] its_not_fair 2018-05-05 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
We don't have a jail cell.... but we could put him in the closet.
biggerbadge: (005)

[personal profile] biggerbadge 2018-05-05 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That implies he wouldn’t just break down the door.
its_not_fair: (WTF)

[personal profile] its_not_fair 2018-05-05 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of a policeman are you?!

[because she's starting to think he isn't a very good one]
biggerbadge: (005)

[personal profile] biggerbadge 2018-05-05 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I am with Interpol!
its_not_fair: (You have no power over me)

[personal profile] its_not_fair 2018-05-05 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if you're not going to do anything, I will.


[She steels herself. He's just a little muppet, what can he do to her? Stepping forward, she grabs the Wilkins coffee demon around the waist and tries to pull him off of Jareth.]
its_not_fair: (Determined)

[personal profile] its_not_fair 2018-05-05 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? I could have sworn that you were from some fake police department since you're not actually doing any real police work.

[She's so done with this shit]
asksforsolittle: (nothing ever hurts again)

[personal profile] asksforsolittle 2018-05-05 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[BURRRRRRRRRRN]
tobeginwith: (06)

[personal profile] tobeginwith 2018-05-05 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe this! [the peanut gallery's over here] First she killed Camilla, and now she's going to kill Wilkins!

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