MOCK TRIAL

[mostwantedfrog]

[Once the house has been thoroughly investigated, Constantine appears again, his pet penguin following close behind him.]

You have found all that you have needed? Excellent. Now, you must come with me to the basement--it is time for a trial.

[He hops away, and if you follow him into the basement, you'll notice that the boarded-up hole in the wall has been cleared away to reveal a winding tunnel. It's not very big--the humans might have to crawl in order to get in. Once you've gotten through the tunnel, you'll find yourself in a massive cave, filled with stalactites and stalagmites. Boober might recognize it. The rocks here have been haphazardly rearranged to resemble a circular trial room. Constantine himself jumps up onto a very high stack of rocks off to the side, staying out of harm's reach.]

Now, your job is to find whoever killed--eugh, what was her name--Carolina or something. The chicken. If you find out who did it and vote for them, the murderer will be destroyed, and you will all go free. But if you get it wrong, which I am fully expecting....

[Constantine chuckles to himself.]

I will destroy you all, and finally take my revenge on all you Mappets.

[He sits back a little, waiting for the discussion to start.]

[TRIAL START!]

Comments

[biggerbadge]

The fact you’d consider me a suspect is ridiculous in and of itself.

[vicholas]

I'm sorry Mr. King, but Mr. Charlie Dickens is on charge here!

[He isn't but he's naked anyway]

[biggerbadge]

...I was not aware it was that kind of reunion.

[its_not_fair]

[She frowns. Bunsen... you're being difficult]

Bunsen... please show us your arms.

[She sounds nervous. Please don't be the killer, Bunsen.]

[its_not_fair]

No more ridiculous than anyone considering me a suspect.

[asksforsolittle]

... Well, at least he's not wounded.

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[muppetlabs]

Sure!

[unbelievable. This was meant for Beaker's eyes only- Alright, here he goes...

...Bunsen is free of blood and bruises]

[biggerbadge]

It was your silly action figure that caused much of this controversy.

[couldvebeenasurgeon]

[Would you get a look at that]

[its_not_fair]

[She breathes a sigh of relief]

Thank you, Bunsen.

[tobeginwith]

Thank you. God bless you.

[its_not_fair]

And that's not my fault.

[shslmuppet]

[Komaeda's here and he rolls up his sleeves, revealing his arms which are free of injuries.]

What a despair filled day we're having here!

[asksforsolittle]

..... [wat]

[its_not_fair]

[.......] What a terrible thing to say!

[biggerbadge]

I’m not sure if it is coincidence.

[biggerbadge]

...who is this man.

[its_not_fair]

What do you mean by that?!

[its_not_fair]

[She was wondering this, too... but didn't want to say something in case she'd just missed him in all the confusion of this awful week.....]

[shslmuppet]

I'm the guy who runs on the giant hamster wheel in the super secret room to give you electricity~!

[biggerbadge]

Well, you are so...inherently suspicious.

[biggerbadge]

...show us your ankle. I believe you to be Count Olaf in disguise.

1/?

[its_not_fair]

[........... wut]

2/?

[its_not_fair]

[No. Really... WHAT?!]

3/3

[its_not_fair]

Suspicious? In what way am I suspicious?