themuppeteers: (it's.... motivetime?)
Muppets Murder Hour Mod Account ([personal profile] themuppeteers) wrote in [community profile] muppetmurderhour2018-05-04 11:58 am

Mock Investigation

[Friday morning rolls around, and you find yourself waking to a familiar sense of dread. Something is wrong again-- more wrong than everything else that's already happened throughout the week, that is.

But the rest of the house is quiet, as far as you can tell, and the area outside of the bedrooms seems to be clear of any sort of scene. Maybe the fear is unfounded.

Still, there's a few other floors of the house to search through, and it might be best just to be thorough in checking to make sure nothing happened overnight. You know, to be certain that Wilkins didn't snap another neck or something.

Investigate?]
muppetlabs: (gay fucking disaster)

[personal profile] muppetlabs 2018-05-04 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[alright he walked right into that one]

I guess I can make a mean salmon dish for dinner. Fish it is!
couldvebeenasurgeon: (:/)

[personal profile] couldvebeenasurgeon 2018-05-04 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
But we have a chicken right there.

[You're just gonna let it go to waste?]
muppetlabs: (look left)

[personal profile] muppetlabs 2018-05-04 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
She's a friend! We can't just eat friends around here. Gon- oh excuse me, Mr. Chickens, wouldn't appreciate that either.

[Shakes his head as he says that-]
couldvebeenasurgeon: (>:I)

[personal profile] couldvebeenasurgeon 2018-05-04 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Friends eat friends! That's called a symbiotic relationship.

[He wouldn't consider her a friend either, but...]