[Good morning! Your lovely bastard host is here to say hello! And to chastise you for not following his directions.]
So.
I cannot help but notice there have been no killings. This is directly against my rulings that I gave you, which specifically said that I wanted you all to kill one other.
Maybe freedom is not enough incentive for you alls? Maybe Keeermit the frog must do more to get you to commit the bloodsheds.
I have... [Constantine just starts digging through his pockets which not only exist, somehow, but are at just the right angle that you can't actually see them, so it looks like he's pulling everything from thin air.]
Let's see, a 2$ bill? An orange Lifesaver... A ball of yarn... No, no, this won't work, this is all too important for me to part with.
What is it that you people want?
... If you stick with me? I can get you what you want.
[Oh no.
Where's that music coming from. Oh God, why is this happening why is Constantine wearing that outfit now-]
MOTIVE: 1/3
So.
I cannot help but notice there have been no killings. This is directly against my rulings that I gave you, which specifically said that I wanted you all to kill one other.
Maybe freedom is not enough incentive for you alls? Maybe Keeermit the frog must do more to get you to commit the bloodsheds.
I have... [Constantine just starts digging through his pockets which not only exist, somehow, but are at just the right angle that you can't actually see them, so it looks like he's pulling everything from thin air.]
Let's see, a 2$ bill? An orange Lifesaver... A ball of yarn... No, no, this won't work, this is all too important for me to part with.
What is it that you people want?
... If you stick with me? I can get you what you want.
[Oh no.
Where's that music coming from. Oh God, why is this happening why is Constantine wearing that outfit now-]