mostwantedfrog: (cockatoo)
Constantine the Frog ([personal profile] mostwantedfrog) wrote in [community profile] muppetmurderhour 2018-05-01 03:54 pm (UTC)

MOTIVE: 3/3

[The music is swelling, and at this point he's dancing with. Everyone, one at a time. He'll spend a few seconds with one person/muppet and immediately moves on to the next, dropping the previous one like a sack of potatoes. Hopefully not literally.]

I can give you anything you want-
Give you anything you ne-ee-eeed!
I'll make your dreams come true.
Give you anything you want.
Fulfill your fantasi-ii-ii-iies...
I'll make your dreams come truuuuuu-uuuuuuuue...

I'm sayin' cockatoo.
Yeah. (Kangaroo)

[Where is that voice coming from. Who are these background singers.]

Ooh. (In Malibu)

[THERE IT WAS AGAIN]

I'll give it to you.
I'll make your dreams come true.
(Cockatoo)Cockatoo. (Kangaroo)Kangaroo. In Malibu(Malibu).
I'll make your dreams come true...

[The music comes to an end. Constantine is standing there expectantly, as if he wants you all to immediately kill each other for his amusement after that 3 minutes of... something.

By the way, all his "gifts" are still here. They're permanent. Decide amongst yourselves who gets what, but Boober is definitely getting the car and Jean just has an armadillo now.]

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