Of course it's necessary! How else am I going to get everyone's attention? This is important stuff.
[Not like you'd know about what's important, Mr. I'm-Above-Wearing-Shirts-To-Bed. Either way he's vaguely smug about the fact that his survey is getting filled out by the one guy who likes to complain most about these things (although Sarah wasn't exactly cooperative, either). He waits patiently until it's filled out and then... stares at it for a very long time before shoving it back at him.]
Sparkly writing doesn't sell novels, you know.
[But he has options now. Eccentric magical mentor or sexy evil wizard. Either way it has to lean heavily on the magic archetype.]
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Of course it's necessary! How else am I going to get everyone's attention? This is important stuff.
[Not like you'd know about what's important, Mr. I'm-Above-Wearing-Shirts-To-Bed. Either way he's vaguely smug about the fact that his survey is getting filled out by the one guy who likes to complain most about these things (although Sarah wasn't exactly cooperative, either). He waits patiently until it's filled out and then... stares at it for a very long time before shoving it back at him.]
Sparkly writing doesn't sell novels, you know.
[But he has options now. Eccentric magical mentor or sexy evil wizard. Either way it has to lean heavily on the magic archetype.]