And why should we all tell you what it is?! For all I know, you could be working with Kermit and will just give him this information so he can use it to destroy us.

[She tilts her head at him, propping a hand on her hip]

Haven't you ever heard of an unreliable narrator? [Oh yeah, high school English is really paying off!] How can a story be interesting if all of our flaws and deep motivations are revealed at the beginning? Isn't it a better story if they're revealed at important moments? Where's the drama? It's like looking at the end of a book to see how it ends!

[Well I guess that answers the question about whether or not she can monologue]