[He cheerfully takes the pen to respond, using it first to scratch his back.]
NAME: LEW ZEALAND ALIGNMENT: CLOWN MOTIVATION: TO BE THE BEST BOOMERANG FISH PERFORMER OF ALL TIMES TRAGIC BACKSTORY: ONCE TRIED TO PERFORM HIS INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS BOOMERANG FISH ACT BUT HE HAD NO FISH. NO FISH AT ALL. LEW FAILED HIS PURPOSE. FATAL FLAW: HANDSOME ABLE TO MONOLOGUE?: Y
Re: investigating the closet
NAME: LEW ZEALAND
ALIGNMENT: CLOWN
MOTIVATION: TO BE THE BEST BOOMERANG FISH PERFORMER OF ALL TIMES
TRAGIC BACKSTORY: ONCE TRIED TO PERFORM HIS INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS BOOMERANG FISH ACT BUT HE HAD NO FISH. NO FISH AT ALL. LEW FAILED HIS PURPOSE.
FATAL FLAW: HANDSOME
ABLE TO MONOLOGUE?: Y
Here!
[He throws the pen back at Dickens.]